TONTERIAS PARA MATAR EL TIEMPO

what is your full name? ELIAS
nicknames? EL CULE, ELI, CULEBRA, BETO
where do you live? SANTO DOMINGO
what color underwear are you wearing right now? NONE
what was the last thing you did? FUCK
what is right next to you? A FAN
who was the last person you ate out with? MY FRIEND FROM CHAVON
if u were a toy, what would you be? SPIN
where would you want to go on your honeymoon? TAHITI
who would you want to spend the rest of your life with? LUIS
how many buddies do you have on your msn list? 22
hows the weather right now? HOT
last person you spoke to on the phone? MOM
last person who texted you? ORANGE
last person you texted? RICK
whats your ring tone? CLASSIC
do you like the person who sent this to you? STOLEN
what do you think a toblerone is? CHOCOLATE
age? 40
hair? SHORT AND BLACK
what are you wearing right now? NOTHING
do you wear contacts? NO
what college do/did you attend? PARSONS AND CHAVON
who do consider your closest/bestest friends? ADOLFO
what was the best advice ever given to you? DON'T STRESS
do you own a vehicle? YES
have you ever won a special award? YES
what are your future plans? LIVE
favorite food. MIDDLE EASTERN AND JAPANESE
favorite film? SO MANY
last film you saw at cinema? DREAMGIRLS
favorite day of the year? ALL OF THEM
do you like to dance? YES
are you too shy to ask anyone out? +OR-
do you sleep naked? YES
what is the most stupid thing you have ever done? NOT TELLING SOME PEOPLE TAHT I CARED
do you like scary or happy movies? SCARY AND HAPPY
christmas or easter? NONE
lust or love? LUST AND LOVE
kisses or hugs? BOTH
if you could change one thing, what would it be? MY FEET
color are your pajamas? NO PAJAMAS
what color’s your toothbrush? ORANGE
what do you think of this survey? SHIT
do you want your friends to write back? NO
who is the most likely to respond? DON'T CARE
who is the least likely to respond? I HOPE EVERYONE
worst feeling in the world? PANIC ATTACKS
worst sound? PITCHY ONES
whats the first thing you think of when you wake up? I WANT TO KEEP ON SLEEPING
roller coaster, scary or exciting? EXCITINGGGGG!!!!
how many times do you let the phone ring before you answer it? DEPENDS ON WHERE I AM
if you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? JULIAN
if you could have any job in the world what would it be? PORN STAR
what are you thinking right now? THAT I HAVE TO GO OUT MORE OFTEN
is the glass half empty or half full? HALF FULL
whats your fave number? 7
something nice about the person who sent this to you? NOBODY SENT IT
what do you prefer dark or fair? FAIR
does size matter? NO
most important physical feature? EYES
dark, milk, or white. dark? MILK
root beer or doctor pepper? BOTH
mud or jell0 wrestling? MUD
skiing or boarding? SKIING
day or night? DAY
cake or pie? CAKE
silver or gold? SILVER
diamonds or pearls? NONE
sunrise or sunset? SUNRISE
have you ever broken a bone? NO
do you hate anyone? NO!
what do you dream about? HAVING SEX
do you have a huge crush on someone right now? YES
who do you turn to for advice? MY PARTNER
if you could have one skill in life, what would it be? SINGING
your favorite place to shop? JUMBO
what scares you? DARKNESS
what are you listening to right now? THE SOUND OF THE PASSING BY TRUCKS AND CARS
do you want to get married? I'M IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
favorite color? GREEN
favorite subject at school? GEOGRAPHY
favorite music album? NATALIE MERCHANT OPHELIA
favorite animal? NONE
have you ever given someone a bath? YES
bunjee jumped? NO
have you ever broken the law? YES
gone skinny dipping? YES
word association
grass: GREEN
zebra: DUAL
socks: BLACK
stupid: HATE
silly: CUTE
red:. BLOOD
bob:. SPONGE
fish:. EAT
space: 2001
home: NUDE
who sent this to you? STOLEN